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Andrews, South Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Andrews.
An alien from deep space has every so often been noticed creeping out of Black River Swamp soaked in mud at the stroke of midnight.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer is every now and then made out tossing pieces of wood into the flowing water at Big Dam Swamp after midnight.
A lady with a partially transparent body is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions soaring across Burton Bay at night.
The ghost of a guy sporting a law enforcement outfit can once in a while be seen floating in the air like a blimp in Andrews.
A huge bunny is frequently seen looking at a guy sleeping on a futon in a trailer in Andrews.
Ludwig van Beethoven may repeatedly be distinguished in a restaurant in the Andrews neighborhood.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can be observed time and again going mad by the entrance to Devils Fork State Park. If you listen to what the people who live here allege, this
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ghost takes pleasure in startling foolish people who are brave enough to upset the peace in Andrews.
The spirit of a gentleman sporting a military outfit has from time to time been observed hurling bricks in Fort Moultrie National Monument near the park headquarters.
A knight's armor devoid of a human being inside is once in a while witnessed
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climbing out of a manhole on an Andrews avenue at the stroke of midnight. Loads of local residents claim this phantom enjoys frightening foolish folks who come looking for phantoms in Andrews. Regardless of what people express, this is an unpleasant phantom that should be stayed away from.
A partially transparent guy dressed as the skipper of a craft has been witnessed on a small number of occasions nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Andrews. One thing's for sure, it sure is a bloodcurdling phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
An alien from Jupiter can every so often be distinguished performing a melody on a harp in an Andrews apartment.
A space invader from space was perceived in an Andrews school in the early morning hours marching the halls.
A very large chameleon appeared in a mirror in an Andrews trailer; the phantom was exclusively visible in the mirror.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship appeared in a house close to Andrews.
An martian explorer from another world was
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seen in an Andrews area supermarket, pacing the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Andrews
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Ghost Sightings From Andrews
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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