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These are some lies we made up about Anderson.
A huge burro has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions mounted on a motorbike on a dark highway in the vicinity of Anderson.
An extraterrestrial may be perceived over and over again in a flat in Anderson.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has sometimes been witnessed in an Anderson home.
A headless lady is sometimes witnessed in Abney Mills Park late at night hauling a dead body across the ground. A resident argues that this phantom gets pleasure from frightening foolish people who come searching for phantoms in Anderson.
A huge weasel is known to have been seen on numerous instances coming into sight in a closet mirror.
The ghost of a teen girl may every so often be observed at Beaverdam Creek at night flinging rocks into the flowing water. Any which way, it's a chilling phantom that is better not disrupted.
An martian traveler from another galaxy was witnessed relaxing on a stool in a mobile home in the
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neighborhood of Anderson.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury emerged having a cookie by High Schoals at the stroke of midnight.
A Plateosaurus was noticed smoking a pipe up on the peak of Little Mountain.
A very large crow came into sight reading a book on the shore of Anderson Reservoir.
A form with a skeleton face
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dressed in gloomy robes was made out before sunrise rushing after a passing Honda on a dark highway close to Anderson. Numerous sightings of this ghost have been reported.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has regularly been noticed shouting outside Bobby Brown State Park.
A female with a spear in her head is regularly perceived staring in Blue Ridge Parkway outside the ranger station. Some of the folks who live here claim this ghost may perhaps be a renowned past inhabitant of Anderson.
A drifting ghost has been witnessed on frequent occasions in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. In any event, it is certainly a frightening spirit that you don't want to run into at night.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant may frequently be made out gardening in the front garden of an apartment in Anderson.
A gigantic puma may be witnessed often by a man hiking along a trail outside Anderson.
The ghost of a jet pilot has occasionally been distinguished
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relaxing on a couch in a home in Anderson. Regardless of what people exclaim, this phantom undoubtedly is chilling; one that any wise person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Anderson
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- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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