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These are some lies we made up about Allendale.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has regularly been observed by Swallow Savanna smoking a cigar.
The Gingerbread Man is often distinguished pulling a body from the cold water of Duck Branch before dawn.
A space invader from planet Mercury has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions late in the night pursuing a passing Jeep on a shady highway near Allendale.
A space invader from deep space can repeatedly be spotted on the peak of Gravel Hill before sunrise viewing the scenery.
A colossal puppy has every now and then been noticed gardening in the side garden of a house in Allendale.
The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack hauling a large axe is sometimes made out by a man hiking along a trail near Allendale. No matter what, it's a creepy phantom that should be steered clear of.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship can every now and then be spotted right by Aiken State Natural Area flickering a flash light.
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frightening skeleton has frequently been made out seated in a beanbag in an apartment in Allendale. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Allendale.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is often made out screaming names of people in Congaree Swamp National Monument
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right by the park headquarters.
A giant lynx has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances pointing at the viewer underneath a streetlight in Allendale.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire may frequently be observed walking from apartment to apartment on a dark night on an Allendale avenue.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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