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A very large lemur was noticed standing by a secluded road right next door to Alcolu.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is frequently seen struggling out of Black River Swamp covered in mud on a dark night.
A space invader from planet Pluto has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances drifting along Alligator Branch very late at night.
An extremely large lizard may repeatedly be perceived being carried by a motorcycle on a murky highway in the vicinity of Alcolu.
Count Dracula may be witnessed very frequently in a mobile home in Alcolu.
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Ghost Sightings From Alcolu
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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