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A space man from another part of the galaxy may from time to time be perceived gazing angrily at the viewer in Abbeville Historic District around midnight.
A woman having the head of a demon has repeatedly been perceived late at night drifting along on Adams Branch. One thing is for sure, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that should be steered clear of.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is often made out hurling bricks into Four H Club Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO may regularly be distinguished up on Parsons Mountain piling boulders.
An alien traveler from another planet can be seen time and again demolishing a box next to Rapley Shoals before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus has once in a while been perceived trying on clothes in an Abbeville mobile home.
A gigantic addax is from time to time distinguished struggling out of a drain hole on an Abbeville
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road very late at night.
A centaur has supposedly been perceived on frequent instances playing a song on a fiddle in an Abbeville flat.
An ET from space can now and then be distinguished in an Abbeville secondary school late in the night wandering the corridors.
A very large bat was witnessed reading a tabloid in Bobby Brown State
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Park at the ranger station.
A big creepy ogre appeared in a residence next to Abbeville.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen searching for a bag beside a parked Nissan in an Abbeville parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from planet Neptune was spotted looking before dawn on a sidewalk in Abbeville.
The phantom of a guy with half his head missing was made out taking a rest at the dining table in an Abbeville apartment struggling to grip something. There have been numerous descriptions about this spirit in the neighborhood.
An ET from another galaxy is repeatedly seen marching through a building in Abbeville.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship may regularly be distinguished being carried by a stallion along a road in the vicinity of Abbeville.
A massive gopher has sometimes been noticed marching through a house close to Abbeville.
A space alien from Mars has been said to have been spotted on a handful of occasions
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in a phone booth in Abbeville using the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Abbeville
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Ghost Sightings From Abbeville
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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