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A very large puma is sometimes observed at Ammons Pond Dam on a dark night glugging down water.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may sometimes be seen in a Zebulon home.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed in the center of Beaverdam Creek speaking into the air.
An ET from Saturn was spotted striding by the side of a secluded road near Zebulon.
A very large dormouse appeared relaxing in a beanbag in a house in the vicinity of Zebulon.
A space invader from another planet was made out in the early morning hours hurrying after a passing Honda on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Zebulon.
A man without a head was witnessed in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone else present. Scores of local residents argue this ghost loves terrifying foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Zebulon.
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alien has frequently been witnessed in Falls Lake State Park outside the ranger station gazing.
A cyclop is often perceived trimming bushes in the garden of a mobile home in Zebulon.
A gargantuan mandrill has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances by a person camping at a campground close to Zebulon.
A colossal bat
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may regularly be witnessed seated in an armchair in a building in Zebulon.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand has occasionally been distinguished staggering from building to building at the stroke of midnight on a Zebulon street. Locals who have witnessed this spirit claim this spirit can be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Zebulon some decades ago.
The spirit of an aged lady hauling a rifle is once in a while noticed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Zebulon mobile home. A man who lives here alleges that this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Zebulon. Whatever folks say, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a waitress has been observed on a few occasions in a secluded place in the vicinity of Zebulon. A number of of the folks here say this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Zebulon local resident. Anyway, it is indisputably a menacing spirit
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that you wouldn't wish to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Zebulon
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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