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A giant lynx has from time to time been noticed staggering from flat to flat around midnight on a Yadkinville lane.
A woman's body having a lizard's head is once in a while distinguished at Arnie Shore Lake Dam at midnight taking in the panorama. One of the local residents strongly asserts that this ghost may well be a well-known old days dweller of Yadkinville.
A huge rat has been said to have been noticed on many occasions rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Yadkinville mobile home very late at night.
Frankenstein's Monster can from time to time be seen at Cain Mill Branch at night hurling bricks into the flowing water.
A gentleman with the head of a devil has frequently been witnessed looking at people in a Yadkinville mobile home through a peephole.
A fairly rotten human cadaver has purportedly been observed on a few instances in a wild place next to Yadkinville. Whatever people express, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling;
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one that should be let alone.
A colossal mink may regularly be witnessed at the entrance to Hanging Rock State Park staring angrily at the witness.
A giant bison can be perceived time and again trying to get cars to stop beside a shadowy road near Yadkinville.
A gigantic buffalo has once in a while been spotted mailing a package
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at a Yadkinville post office.
The spirit of a grower wearing a worn hat is sometimes noticed glugging down gas from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Yadkinville.
A young girl sporting a blood-covered prom dress has purportedly been seen on many occasions speaking into the thin air as if someone in addition was near.
A woman with a sea-green face can now and then be seen peeking through trailer windows in Yadkinville late in the night. Several of the people here say this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Yadkinville.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship was noticed watching TV in a Yadkinville living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan ground hog appeared searching through garbage container on a Yadkinville road.
The ghost of a mailman was distinguished on a Yadkinville residential road in the early morning hours. When the watcher showed up the ghost fled. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is the
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undeparted spirit of a long dead Yadkinville local. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing phantom that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Yadkinville
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Ghost Sightings From Yadkinville
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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