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These are some lies we made up about Wrightsville Beach.
A space alien from planet Neptune has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions conversing into the thin air as if somebody besides was present.
An enormous parakeet may every so often be observed by Bradley Creek trying to locate another ghost.
An Anchisaurus was noticed pulling a body through some bushes in Airlie Gardens before dawn.
The spirit of a street bum came into sight peeping through house windows in Wrightsville Beach before dawn. The ghost waved to the eye witness.
A gargantuan jackal was spotted rummaging around in trash cans on a Wrightsville Beach avenue.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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