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These are some lies we made up about Winterville.
The Abominable Snowman is every so often spotted redistributing orbs about in a rubber boat on Forbes Millpond.
An enormous mink has been witnessed on a small number of instances traveling on a steed next to a road in the neighborhood of Winterville.
A drifting phantom can every now and then be noticed on the apex of The Hill before sunrise gazing at the sight. A number of of the locals claim this phantom can be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Winterville many years ago.
The spirit of a plane pilot was made out at a pay phone in Winterville using the telephone. The phantom was indifferent that there was someone else nearby. It has been claimed that this exact ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Winterville.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe showed up in Amphitheater very late at night hauling a cadaver over the grass. When the onlooker came into
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view the ghost fled.
A large chilling beast was spotted hurling rocks into the flow at Bell Branch at night.
A space man from another part of the galaxy came into view hurling chunks of concrete down a secluded highway in the vicinity of Winterville late at night.
A giant mountain goat was witnessed looking at the water by Hardees
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Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
Nicolaus Copernicus was noticed spending time in a neglected building in Winterville.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO has often been observed glugging down blood from a jar quite near the entrance to Cliffs of the Neuse State Park.
A gargantuan weasel is regularly perceived riding on a low rider on a dark highway outside Winterville.
A very large chipmunk is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions in a residence in Winterville.
An enormous coati can regularly be perceived walking by the side of a desolate highway near Winterville.
A scary skeleton may be distinguished time and again coming into view in a bathroom mirror.
An alien from planet Jupiter is every so often noticed relaxing on a bench in a residence in close proximity to Winterville.
Thumbelina is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances after midnight rushing after a passing Nissan on a gloomy road close to Winterville.
An extraterrestrial from
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deep space can every now and then be witnessed in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver noticing the spirit in her rear view mirror very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Winterville
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Ghost Sightings From Winterville
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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