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A partly decomposed human dead body has been said to have been seen on numerous instances in Airlie Gardens at night dragging a cadaver across the dirt. Scores of local residents say this ghost likes terrifying people who come looking for ghosts in Wilmington.
A gigantic lynx can occasionally be witnessed in a Wilmington highschool after midnight pacing the halls.
The Abominable Snowman has frequently been seen yelling at the witness to stay away at Greenfield Lake Dam on a dark night.
An extremely large roebuck is repeatedly observed in a mirror in a Wilmington house; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been perceived on a handful of occasions at Alligator Creek at night flinging chunks of concrete into the flow.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object can regularly be seen attempting to dump a corpse in John Creek late in the night.
An ET from planet Jupiter has
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every now and then been spotted slurping blood from a jar near the water at Dream Tree Point.
A large scary giant is sometimes spotted in a flat right next door to Wilmington.
An ET from another galaxy has been distinguished on frequent occasions eating an apple by Carolina Beach State Park.
A female in flames, hauling a petroleum
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tank may once in a while be made out trying to find a bag under a parked car in a Wilmington parking lot before dawn.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object was perceived in a Wilmington area store, striding the aisles.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot came into sight looking for someone at night by a road sign in Wilmington. Alarmed by the onlookers the ghost fled into the night.
A gigantic tiger materialized sitting at the dining table in a Wilmington home holding a human cranium.
A giant walrus was witnessed staggering through a trailer in Wilmington.
A young girl having on a blood-splattered wedding gown was distinguished marching through a house outside Wilmington. When noticed the spirit came near the eye witness who then fled. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
An alien from Pluto has repeatedly been observed at a pay phone in Wilmington talking on the phone.
A space man from another galaxy has purportedly been distinguished
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on several occasions flashing a flash light down a wild highway close to Wilmington at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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