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These are some lies we made up about Williamston.
A very large okapi was perceived suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Williamston.
A female with the head of a beast has regularly been perceived in a store in the Williamston neighborhood.
A huge newt has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances appearing frightening by Back Swamp.
The ghost of a man having half his head missing can regularly be made out pointing at the observer at Shepard Millpond Dam at night. One thing is for sure, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to run into late in the night.
A space invader from deep space may be distinguished very frequently in Goose Creek State Park outside the ranger station gazing crossly at the viewer.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has every so often been witnessed trying on a shirt in a Williamston flat.
A space invader from Mars is once in a while witnessed by the entrance to Cape Lookout National Seashore hurling rocks.
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The spirit of a youthful woman wearing a bloody prom dress is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances struggling out from a storm drain on a Williamston lane late in the night.
A gigantic weasel may now and then be noticed poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Williamston.
The ghost of a 12 foot tall colossal person
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has frequently been noticed playing a melody on a harpsichord in a Williamston residence. Loads of folks who live here argue this spirit is probably the undeceased spirit of a local resident who used to have a house here in Williamston.
The phantom of a female having half her head gone is regularly spotted in a Williamston school in the early morning hours before sunrise marching the halls.
A Brachiosaurus is known to have been seen on many instances in a mirror in a Williamston mobile home; the phantom was only visible in the mirror.
A figure with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes may often be spotted in a house close to Williamston. Nonetheless, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A massive cougar may be seen time and again trying to locate a shoe by a parked pickup in a Williamston parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Ugly Duckling has sometimes been seen crying before dawn by a vending machine in Williamston.
An alien from another
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part of the galaxy is now and then observed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Williamston residence staring.
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Ghost Sightings From Williamston
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Ghost Sightings From Williamston
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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