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An extraterrestrial is every now and then made out in Meyer Field at midnight pointing at the onlooker.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head has purportedly been perceived on several instances late in the night floating down on Bear Den Branch.
An extremely large mynah bird can sometimes be seen looking at folks in a Willard home through an air vent.
A medieval knight's armor lacking a person inside has regularly been spotted in a secluded spot right next door to Willard. It has been said that this specific ghost likes startling foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Willard. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling spirit that you would not want to meet before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from space is frequently made out hitch-hiking by a dark road in the neighborhood of Willard.
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Ghost Sightings From Willard
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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