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A very large colt materialized in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.
A sizeable scary ghost was distinguished by a lady camping at a campground near Westfield. Additional folks in the neighborhood have had comparable incidents involving a quite similar ghost.
The ghost of a tied up guy came into view hurling pebbles into the flow at Beaverdam Creek at night. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of additional stories of this exact ghost.
An martian tourist from another solar system was spotted up on the highest spot of Balanced Rock dining on a piece of bread.
The spirit of a youthful woman covered in blood was distinguished smoking a cigar in Cool Gap at the stroke of midnight. The onlooker fled right after she distinguished the spirit. In any case, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that any normal person would not want to run into.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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