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These are some lies we made up about Wade.
A large bloodcurdling giant was made out taking a rest at a coffee table in a Wade trailer.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has regularly been seen in a deserted zone near Wade. Residents here assert that this ghost could be a famous former time native of Wade. Regardless of what folks state, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that should be stayed away from.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly witnessed shouting by Bakers Swamp.
A huge snake has allegedly been distinguished on one or two occasions by Brace Pocosin struggling to say something.
The ghost of an elderly man with a long white mustache may frequently be perceived concealing a corpse by a big boulder in Averasboro Battleground Monument around midnight.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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