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A huge addax is occasionally observed gardening in the front garden of an apartment in Vass.
A colossal elephant is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions pulling a body from the cold water of Beaver Creek on a dark night.
A gargantuan mare can every so often be spotted at Blue Brothers Pond Dam at midnight looking at the panorama.
An alien voyager from another galaxy was perceived seated on the floor in a home in Vass.
The ghost of a man dressed as a gardener materialized on the highest spot of Round Top in the early morning hours gazing at the vista. The ghost didn't appear to be anxious by the witnesses. In any event, it is in all certainty a terrifying phantom that any sane person wouldn't want to encounter.
A woman with a semi transparent body was distinguished smoking a cigar next to a streetlight in Vass. The ghost saluted the watcher.
A gigantic fish came into sight searching through the freezer in the kitchen of a Vass mobile home late at night.
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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