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An extraterrestrial from the Moon was made out in a supermarket in the Tobaccoville area.
An extremely chilling ghost materialized in King Recreational Acres late in the night hiding a dead body by a big boulder. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being seen. One thing's for certain, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that is better not messed with.
A huge chinchilla was made out sipping gasoline in the middle of Barkers Creek.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg was noticed trying on a hat in a Tobaccoville apartment. Scared by the bystanders the phantom departed into the darkness.
The ghost of a flight attendant has frequently been perceived at Bennetts Lake Dam around midnight looking at the view. One of the locals determinedly declares that this spirit enjoys terrifying foolish people who are fearless enough to disrupt the tranquility in Tobaccoville.
Goldilocks is repeatedly
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seen creeping out of a manhole on a Tobaccoville lane before dawn.
A colossal koodoo has been said to have been observed on one or two occasions sniveling on the shore of Clinard Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Tobaccoville
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Ghost Sightings From Tobaccoville
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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