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A minotaur was distinguished in the middle of Alderidge Creek drinking chlorine.
The ghost of a young-looking lady soaked in blood came into sight taking a rest in an armchair in a home in the neighborhood of Timberlake. The phantom didn't appear to be troubled by the witnesses.
An extremely large mink was witnessed in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in her rear view mirror late at night.
A guy with a big hole through his chest came into view enjoying the view at Bollinger Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight. The ghost saluted the observer. No matter what, this is a bad ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to come across.
A lady's body with an animal's head was made out surveying the panorama from the pinnacle of Glenns Mountain before dawn. When the spirit was witnessed it vanished into the night.
A massive mountain goat was perceived scooping out a cavity in the soil in North Carolina State University Forest at night.
An enormous bull has often been perceived trimming bushes in the yard of a building in Timberlake.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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