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These are some lies we made up about Stella.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space may be spotted repeatedly trying to find a man at the water at Cahoon Point.
A gentleman's body having the head of a dog has once in a while been noticed weeping in Haywood Landing Recreation Site in the early morning hours.
A gigantic reindeer is from time to time witnessed strolling from residence to residence late in the night on a Stella residential road.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Stella trailer very late at night.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft may now and then be seen flashing a lamp by Boathouse Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Stella
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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