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These are some lies we made up about Snow Hill.
The ghost of a young man wearing a confederate uniform can be made out very frequently late at night scrambling out of Beargarden Pocosin drenched in mud. One of the local residents decisively alleges that this spirit may well be a well-known days gone by inhabitant of Snow Hill. In any event, this ghost sure is creepy; one that is better not disturbed.
A dinosaur has occasionally been observed at Grays Millpond Dam on a dark night smoking a cigar.
The spirit of a bum is occasionally witnessed talking into the night by the water at Grays Millpond. No matter what folks say, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across on a dark night.
A gigantic hippopotamus has been spotted on a few occasions dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Beaverdam Run in the early morning hours.
An alien tourist from another planet was distinguished striding through a trailer right next door to Snow Hill.
A space man from
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the Moon materialized at a pay phone in Snow Hill using the phone.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was perceived strolling through a Snow Hill neighborhood churchyard.
An extremely large zebu emerged in Cliffs of the Neuse State Park quite near the park headquarters struggling to touch something.
The Goose That Laid the Golden
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Eggs was witnessed staying in a neglected mansion in Snow Hill.
The ghost of an aged sorceress has regularly been observed standing by a secluded highway close to Snow Hill. One thing's for guaranteed, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan dingo is regularly noticed in a building in Snow Hill.
A gigantic rabbit has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances walking in the middle of a wild road outside Snow Hill.
A lady's body with a rat's head can repeatedly be made out coming into sight in a restroom mirror.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object may be made out time and again having a seat on a stool in an apartment right next door to Snow Hill.
A space invader from Pluto has every now and then been observed at the stroke of midnight rushing after a passing Dodge on a shadowy highway near Snow Hill.
An alien from another world is now and then observed in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror
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Ghost Sightings From Snow Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Snow Hill
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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