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An alien from planet Venus emerged by a woman canoeing in a river near Sneads Ferry.
A partially decayed human cadaver was made out pulling a corpse from the cold water of Biglins Creek at the stroke of midnight. When the witness showed up the ghost escaped. Regardless of what, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.
A female afire, grasping a gasoline tank was noticed at the stroke of midnight climbing out of Bumps Creek soaked in slime. The arrival of the witness frightened the spirit who then disappeared.
A space invader from the cosmos has frequently been spotted going nuts at the water at Alligator Bay.
The Pied Piper is frequently spotted going for a late-night swim at North Topsail Shores.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been distinguished on several instances burning a book by Wilkins Bluff.
A massive koodoo may regularly be made out
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taking a rest on a sofa in a residence in Sneads Ferry.
A space invader from planet Neptune may be seen frequently dining on a burger beneath a lamppost in Sneads Ferry.
The ghost of a farmer having on a farmer hat has sometimes been witnessed pacing from trailer to trailer late in the night on a Sneads Ferry lane.
William Shakespeare is sometimes spotted smoking a cigar in Croatan National Forest outside the ranger station.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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