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These are some lies we made up about Sims.
A space alien from Pluto may regularly be noticed looking for a bag underneath a parked Buick in a Sims parking lot very late at night.
A very large hyena has now and then been noticed gazing at the water by Buckhorn Lake Dam at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is sometimes spotted chucking chunks of concrete into Buckhorn Lake very late at night.
An alien is known to have been noticed on several occasions by Reed Marsh tossing pieces of wood.
A lady without a head may from time to time be made out scraping out a gap in Beaverdam Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Sims
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Ghost Sightings From Sims
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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