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The phantom of a gentleman carrying a bloody axe was seen at Ararat River late at night flinging rocks into the flow. The viewer got freaked out and fled.
A military outfit wandering around with no body in it was seen chucking rocks underneath a lamppost in Siloam. The phantom acknowledged the presence of the onlooker. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost might be a renowned past resident of Siloam.
A space invader from the cosmos has repeatedly been distinguished in John Dobson Home before dawn pulling a cadaver over rocks.
A massive rabbit is often spotted rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Siloam apartment around midnight.
The ghost of a civil war fighter is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of instances having a seat at a coffee table in a Siloam residence. Many people who live here assert this spirit is in all probability the undeceased spirit of a person who used to reside here in Siloam.
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Ghost Sightings From Siloam
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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