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These are some lies we made up about Sharpsburg.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled hunter hauling a dead wolf has every so often been perceived in Buck Leonard Park around midnight hauling a body through some bushes. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Sharpsburg. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space alien is occasionally perceived bass fishing from the shore of City Lake late at night.
A colossal buffalo can every so often be made out at Putneys Lake Dam at midnight scaring folks.
An enormous ground hog has often been distinguished in a Sharpsburg school in the early morning hours marching the corridors.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often distinguished in a mobile home near Sharpsburg.
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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