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These are some lies we made up about Selma.
The spirit of a guy holding a bloody machete has supposedly been perceived on many occasions in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight. In any event, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that should be shunned.
An martian vacationer from another world can frequently be distinguished by an old man canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Selma.
The phantom of a civil war fighter may be noticed over and over again at Browns Pond Dam at midnight taking in the vista.
Bigfoot has now and then been observed fly fishing from the shore of Browns Pond very late at night.
The spirit of a gentleman having names etched into his hand is every now and then distinguished in Sunset Memorial Park before dawn looking furiously at the eye witness.
The ghost of an engine driver has been distinguished on one or two instances seated on the floor in a house in Selma.
A space invader from planet
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Mars may from time to time be seen throwing pebbles in the middle of Arters Branch.
A female without a head was observed near the entrance to Cliffs of the Neuse State Park excavating a cavity. The watcher fled after he made out the ghost. People assert that this ghost could be a celebrated old days native of Selma.
A man without a head
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emerged striding from flat to flat at midnight on a Selma avenue. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other present.
A colossal monkey was noticed searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Selma trailer after midnight.
The spirit of an old gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg came into view looking at folks in a Selma house through a keyhole. When the bystander showed up the phantom ran off.
The ghost of an elderly woman hauling a gun was spotted in a wild neighborhood close to Selma. The ghost spoke of revenging an assassination.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was witnessed mailing a postcard at a Selma post office.
A large frightening dragon has frequently been noticed guzzling regular from a pump at a fueling station in Selma.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is repeatedly distinguished conversing into the night as if somebody besides was near.
A giant musk deer has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions
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walking a Cocker Spaniel late at night on a murky Selma residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Selma
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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