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These are some lies we made up about Salisbury.
A very large shrew became visible in Cannon Park at midnight gazing furiously at the eye witness.
A big scary monster came into view suspended in the air like a cloud in Salisbury.
An extraterrestrial was seen staring at a person sleeping on a mattress in a home in Salisbury.
A guy's body with the head of a dog was witnessed obliterating a photo up on the apex of Dunn Mountain. The phantom did not appear to be bothered by the viewers. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A giant gopher has frequently been perceived tossing pieces of wood into the stream at Deals Creek after midnight.
A huge ocelot is repeatedly distinguished searching for a bag at Messinger Dam late in the night.
A very large hartebeest is rumored to have been noticed on several instances gulping milk in a rubber raft on Rowan County Wildlife Lake.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft
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may frequently be perceived in an autopart store in the Salisbury neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space may be spotted very often trying on shoes in a Salisbury flat.
A huge chinchilla has from time to time been seen creeping out from a drain hole on a Salisbury road late in the night.
A colossal colt is from
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time to time observed performing a tune on a harp in a Salisbury apartment.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances in Lake Norman State Park outside the ranger station looking.
A very large crocodile may occasionally be observed in a Salisbury school at midnight walking the hallways.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is often perceived in a mirror in a Salisbury residence; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A colossal alpaca is known to have been seen on one or two instances in a home next to Salisbury.
The ghost of a man clutching a sword can regularly be noticed in a Salisbury area auto part store, marching the aisles. Regardless of what, this is an antagonistic ghost that is preferably not upset.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object may be observed very frequently scaring folks at the stroke of midnight on a sidewalk in Salisbury.
An alien voyager from another world has now and then been seen having
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a seat at the dining table in a Salisbury flat screaming names.
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Ghost Sightings From Salisbury
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Ghost Sightings From Salisbury
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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