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An extremely large steer was made out by an old woman hunting in a forest outside Rutherfordton.
A very large turtle was made out looking at the water by Bell Lake Dam around midnight.
An alien from outer space has often been noticed going crazy down at the waterfront at Bell Lake.
An alien is frequently seen sitting in a beanbag in a flat in Rutherfordton.
A huge parakeet may frequently be noticed dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Big Camp Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A massive cougar may be observed over and over again sipping blood from a cup by a lamppost in Rutherfordton.
A colossal ibex has now and then been observed staggering from house to house in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Rutherfordton avenue.
A giant sloth is once in a while witnessed seated at the kitchen counter in a Rutherfordton trailer.
A moderately decomposed human cadaver is rumored to have been noticed on several instances
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by the entrance to Lake James State Park swallowing orange juice.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer may every so often be noticed smoking a pipe right by the entrance to Blue Ridge Parkway.
An martian traveler from deep space has often been witnessed in a desolate zone right next door to Rutherfordton.
Marco Polo is frequently
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made out spitting at passing cars in the middle of a dark highway near Rutherfordton.
A female ablaze, carrying a gas container has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances posting a container at a Rutherfordton post office. No matter what people articulate, this is a bad phantom that you do not want to come across at midnight.
An ET from the cosmos may often be observed gulping gasoline from a fuel pump at a gas station in Rutherfordton.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot may be seen time and again conversing into the night as if someone besides was present.
A woman with a green face has from time to time been witnessed walking a Great Dane at midnight on a shady Rutherfordton road. People claim that this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Rutherfordton a long time ago. Any which way, it sure is a creepy ghost that any wise person would not want to come across.
A gigantic elk is sometimes spotted staring through apartment windows in Rutherfordton at midnight.
A sphinx
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has been seen on several instances watching TV in a Rutherfordton living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Rutherfordton
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Ghost Sightings From Rutherfordton
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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