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An extraterrestrial was perceived pacing through a Rural Hall neighborhood cemetery.
A man that transformed into a vampire has often been noticed in the center of Barkers Creek burning a box. Several of the people who live in this town declare this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Rural Hall.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer is regularly witnessed gazing at the water by Babcock Lake Dam very late at night.
A space alien from planet Mercury has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances heaving bricks into Babcock Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from space can often be spotted hanging out in an abandoned building in Rural Hall.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship may be observed repeatedly smoking a cigar in Germantown Park very late at night.
A space invader from Mars has occasionally been noticed standing by a secluded highway in
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the neighborhood of Rural Hall.
A giant civet has purportedly been observed on numerous instances seeking another ghost up on the pinnacle of Baux Mountain.
An enormous wolf has often been witnessed in a building in Rural Hall.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has been said to have been seen on a small number of instances pacing next
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to a wild road next to Rural Hall.
An extremely large yak may be seen very often struggling to grasp something in Hanging Rock State Park quite near the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has every now and then been spotted appearing in a mirror.
Cinderella is from time to time spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise running after a passing Chevy on a shady highway in the vicinity of Rural Hall.
An enormous sloth is known to have been noticed on a few instances scaring folks in Booker T Washington National Monument right by the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Rural Hall
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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