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These are some lies we made up about Ruffin.
A gigantic dormouse is regularly spotted down beside Guerrant Springs late in the night gulping blood from a cup.
An extraterrestrial has been spotted on many instances dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Birch Fork after midnight.
The ghost of a jet pilot may regularly be distinguished looking at the water by Lake Wade Dam at night. One of the local residents strongly asserts that this phantom is almost certainly the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to have a house here in Ruffin.
The creepy ghost of a Barbarian can be distinguished frequently cutting grass in the side garden of an apartment in Ruffin.
A huge lovebird has now and then been made out by a woman canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Ruffin.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is occasionally observed sitting on a couch in a house in Ruffin.
A Chupacabra can now and then be observed pacing from flat to flat before dawn on a Ruffin avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Ruffin
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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