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These are some lies we made up about Roxboro.
A glowing human shape is often witnessed performing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Roxboro home.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been noticed on one or two instances in a mirror in a Roxboro building; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
An alien explorer from outer space can regularly be perceived facing the watcher at Chub Lake Dam before dawn.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has occasionally been made out shouting at the viewer to leave up on the peak of Hagers Mountain.
A space man from another world is from time to time observed by Fishing Branch chucking pieces of wood.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances searching for a box underneath a parked pickup in a Roxboro parking lot late at night. Locals who have seen this ghost claim this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Roxboro some decades ago.
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extraterrestrial was made out piling pieces of wood at midnight on a sidewalk in Roxboro.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space materialized having a seat at the dining table in a Roxboro home demolishing a map.
A space alien from another galaxy was perceived in Eno River State Park by the park headquarters drinking blood from a container.
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gargantuan bison came into view wandering through a house in Roxboro.
Vincent van Gogh was perceived dining on a cracker in Booker T Washington National Monument outside the park headquarters.
A giant newt has repeatedly been perceived wandering through a residence next to Roxboro.
A Pteranodon is repeatedly spotted marching through a Roxboro area churchyard.
A very large pig has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions being in a forsaken villa in Roxboro.
A colossal jerboa may frequently be witnessed standing by a deserted road next to Roxboro.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft can be noticed often in a home in Roxboro.
Genghis Khan has occasionally been observed in a Roxboro apartment.
A headless guy is every now and then witnessed pacing beside a wild road close to Roxboro. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gigantic addax may now and then be witnessed becoming visible in a mirror.
A female with her head and left arm and right leg sliced off has frequently been observed resting in an armchair in a house outside Roxboro.
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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