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These are some lies we made up about Robbinsville.
The phantom of a female with a switchblade in her head is rumored to have been spotted on a few occasions in a Robbinsville area auto part store, wandering the aisles. Regardless of what, this spirit sure is chilling; one that you would not want to bump into late in the night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO may be perceived frequently fishing from the shore of Santeetlah Lake around midnight.
An ET from planet Mars has every so often been witnessed in 17 Land Tract at night pulling a dead body across the dirt.
A space man from space is from time to time observed scrutinizing Ammons Cove in detail at night.
A woman with the head of a goblin has purportedly been seen on one or two instances resting at a coffee table in a Robbinsville building piling rocks.
A space man has repeatedly been noticed traveling on a stallion along a highway in the neighborhood of Robbinsville.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another
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solar system is repeatedly noticed at midnight staring across Foster Cove.
The spirit of a gentleman with half his head lost has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions seeking a hat mid stream in Adamcamp Branch. Local people who have spotted this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through
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Robbinsville in the past.
An alien from space may repeatedly be made out guzzling paint at Leonard Phillips Dam after midnight.
Marco Polo has now and then been perceived wandering through a trailer close to Robbinsville.
The ghost of a young-looking woman in a bloody dress is sometimes observed up on Bee Knobs discussing into the air. Residents declare that this ghost enjoys scaring foolish people who are brave enough to disturb the peace in Robbinsville.
A gargantuan aardvark has been made out on several instances at a public phone in Robbinsville making a telephone call.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object may occasionally be spotted walking through a Robbinsville neighborhood graveyard.
Bigfoot was perceived screaming by the entrance to Great Smoky Mountains National Park.
A giant shrew emerged trying to articulate something by the entrance to Chattahoochee National Forest.
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Ghost Sightings From Robbinsville
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Ghost Sightings From Robbinsville
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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