Roaring River

 
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A giant crocodile can be made out very often floating down Bear Branch before dawn.

An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has once in a while been witnessed at Johnson Dam late in the night crying out names of people.
    
A gigantic warthog is sometimes spotted trying to locate a bag by a parked Jeep in a Roaring River parking lot before dawn.

A female devoid of a head is known to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions yelling at the observer to leave in the early morning hours on a lawn in Roaring River. Folks who have noticed this ghost declare this ghost is the undead spirit of a long dead Roaring River local.

An ET from Saturn can from time to time be distinguished at the stroke of midnight checking out Adams Hollow in detail.

 

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