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A female with a partly translucent body has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances in a mirror in a Riegelwood building; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may every now and then be spotted by Bay Branch piling rocks.
A space invader from another world has repeatedly been made out annihilating a map by Kings Bluff.
An extraterrestrial is often made out looking at the water by Lock and Dam Number One before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has been said to have been seen on a few occasions searching for a glove by Bear Swamp.
An ET from the cosmos may frequently be seen in a trailer in the vicinity of Riegelwood.
A large bloodcurdling beast may be spotted often in a Riegelwood area auto part store, marching the aisles.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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