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These are some lies we made up about Polkton.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is from time to time made out by Big Branch drinking gasoline.
A space alien from another world can occasionally be made out on the summit of Gordon Mountain at night viewing the scenery.
A massive chipmunk is regularly spotted staring at a man slumbering on a couch in a home in Polkton.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been perceived on one or two occasions in a store in the Polkton vicinity.
A space alien from Saturn can regularly be spotted trying on a hat in a Polkton flat.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can be noticed repeatedly ascending up from a manhole on a Polkton street after midnight.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has every now and then been witnessed snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Polkton.
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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