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These are some lies we made up about Pinnacle.
Christopher Columbus may frequently be observed heaving bricks into the water at Crooked Run Creek before dawn.
A drifting ghost may be perceived time and again gulping water from Bean Shoals on a dark night.
An alien vacationer from another planet has every so often been seen at C F Stone Estate Dam before dawn taking in the panorama.
An alien from another galaxy is occasionally distinguished on the apex of Pilot Mountain at midnight gazing at the view.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been witnessed on many instances hiding a body by a large boulder in King Recreational Acres very late at night.
A space alien from Mars can every so often be observed trying to find a bag underneath a parked Buick in a Pinnacle parking lot before sunrise.
The phantom of a jet pilot was witnessed gazing angrily at the bystander at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Pinnacle. The onlooker fled after
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she made out the spirit.
A gigantic mynah bird appeared relaxing at a coffee table in a Pinnacle building yelling at the eye witness to stay away.
An ET from space became visible traveling on a camel by the side of a highway near Pinnacle.
The scary spirit of a Gaul was noticed at a coin operated phone in Pinnacle making a phone call. The phantom was unconcerned that there was someone else in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Pinnacle
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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