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These are some lies we made up about Pinetown.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been noticed on several occasions shining a lantern by Acre Swamp.
A man with the head of a devil may from time to time be distinguished reasoning beside the water at Boyd Point. A number of of the folks here argue this ghost likes startling foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Pinetown. Nonetheless, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A somewhat decayed human dead body is regularly observed late in the night climbing out of J and W Dismal Swamp soaked in mud.
A woman alight, gripping a petroleum container may often be perceived trying on socks in a Pinetown trailer.
A huge lovebird can be noticed very often in Goose Creek State Park by the park headquarters looking terrifying.
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Ghost Sightings From Pinetown
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Ghost Sightings From Pinetown
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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