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A moderately decomposed human dead body has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances after midnight hurrying after a passing Buick on a gloomy highway near Pfafftown.
An alien can once in a while be noticed looking at the water by Alsups Pond Dam before sunrise.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft was seen fishing from the water's edge of Alsups Pond in the early morning hours.
A colossal iguana emerged in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror at night.
A space man from Venus was witnessed by Barkers Creek struggling to seize something.
A space man from another world materialized in Historic Bethabara Park before sunrise meditating.
A huge polar bear was noticed by an old woman canoeing in a river in close proximity to Pfafftown.
The ghost of a planter wearing a farmer hat has frequently been noticed seated on a sofa in a house in Pfafftown.
A young-looking girl
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in a blood-splattered wedding dress has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions crying out names of people by a streetlight in Pfafftown.
A space alien may frequently be witnessed by the entrance to Hanging Rock State Park facing the bystander.
A guy having a sword in his head can be observed frequently rummaging around in the freezer
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in the kitchen of a Pfafftown apartment after midnight. In any event, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you don't want to encounter at night.
A man's body with the head of a dog has every so often been spotted taking a rest at the dining table in a Pfafftown mobile home. A local argues that this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Pfafftown in the past. No matter what, this is a bad phantom that any sound person would not want to bump into.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword has been said to have been perceived on a handful of instances in a desolate spot near Pfafftown.
Marco Polo may occasionally be noticed hitch-hiking next to a shadowy highway close to Pfafftown.
A very large raccoon has repeatedly been seen downing gas from a pump at a refueling station in Pfafftown.
The martian captain of a flying saucer is often spotted walking a Poodle in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Pfafftown residential road.
A huge aoudad has been said to have been
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seen on several instances looking through home windows in Pfafftown late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Pfafftown
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Ghost Sightings From Pfafftown
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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