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These are some lies we made up about Pantego.
An ET may occasionally be witnessed crawling out of East Dismal Swamp soaked in mud at midnight.
An enormous guanaco was spotted by Broad Creek yelling at the eye witness to beat it.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside showed up at Cedar Point before dawn looking down into the water. The onlooker escaped immediately after she noticed the ghost.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space was made out in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A fairly transparent man clad as the skipper of a oil tanker materialized by a person fishing by a lake near Pantego. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody else nearby. No matter what, it's undeniably a menacing phantom that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Pantego
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
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