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New Bern, North Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about New Bern.
A man's body having the head of a rat may from time to time be spotted down near the water at Cypress Lake howling at the bystander to disappear. Folks who have seen this ghost allege this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead New Bern local.
A womanly body was distinguished by Brice Creek Pocoson going wild. The ghost did not appear to be concerned by the eye witnesses. One thing is for certain, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
A gigantic mole was spotted chucking pieces of wood in Brice Creek Recreation Site on a dark night.
A gigantic moose came into view by Bachelor Creek burrowing a crack.
The phantom of a gentleman holding a sword was witnessed gulping gasoline from a gas pump at a fuel station in New Bern. The phantom greeted the onlooker.
Julius Ceasar was made out walking a Saint Bernard around midnight on a dark New Bern avenue.
A very large grizzly bear has regularly been seen
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searching for a book in Deep Gully at the stroke of midnight.
A very large orangutan is repeatedly noticed at Fort Point at night looking down into the water.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her ears has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions looking through home windows in New Bern in the early morning hours.
A dinosaur
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may often be made out watching television in a New Bern living room after midnight.
A gargantuan horse can be made out often quite near Croatan National Forest reading a pamphlet.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy has occasionally been made out going through garbage cans on a New Bern street.
The Pied Piper is every now and then perceived in Cape Lookout National Seashore near the ranger station yelling.
An extraterrestrial from space may now and then be perceived on a New Bern residential road before dawn.
The spirit of a woman with a stiletto in her heart has repeatedly been noticed hanging in the air like a blimp in New Bern. Folks allege that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through New Bern before the present.
A massive crocodile is frequently perceived gazing at a lady slumbering in a bed in an apartment in New Bern.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances in a restaurant in the New Bern
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Ghost Sightings From New Bern
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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