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These are some lies we made up about Murphy.
An enormous monkey can once in a while be witnessed looking at a lady slumbering in a bed in an apartment in Murphy.
The ghost of a young woman clad as a maid was distinguished in a rubber boat on Harold Wells Lake burning a map. This exact ghost has been made out over and over again in this zone.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy was observed at Brewer Lake Dam late in the night trying to locate an object. There are further reports concerning this phantom in the vicinity.
A big frightening ogre emerged eating a slice of pizza down next to Little Spring before dawn.
A gigantic gopher was made out trying on a jacket in a Murphy house.
Ludwig van Beethoven was distinguished reading a pamphlet by Cobb Bluff.
A space invader from Pluto has repeatedly been made out nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Murphy.
An alien from deep space is frequently seen carrying a headbone up on Hawkins Knob.
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space man has purportedly been spotted on many instances howling in the middle of Dooley Creek.
An enormous oryx can frequently be seen at night exploring Cicero Loudermilk Cove in detail.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship may be seen very often in a Murphy highschool late at night strolling the hallways.
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planet Saturn has once in a while been observed in a house outside Murphy.
An Iguanodon has been seen on a few occasions terrifying people in Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park near the ranger station.
A space man from another world can every so often be perceived in a Murphy area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is often noticed screaming people's names in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area quite near the ranger station.
A space alien from Jupiter has been seen on many occasions facing the witness at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Murphy.
The ghost of a miner can frequently be noticed relaxing at the dining table in a Murphy residence yelling at the bystander to beat it.
An enormous jackal has once in a while been spotted walking through a flat in Murphy.
A space invader from space has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances pacing through a home outside Murphy.
A space man may every so often be observed at a public phone in Murphy talking on the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Murphy
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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