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These are some lies we made up about Morehead City.
A very large guinea pig can once in a while be perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing Chevy on a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Morehead City.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was perceived pulling up weeds in the front yard of a residence in Morehead City.
A space man from another world was witnessed taking a rest on the floor in a home in Morehead City.
Julius Ceasar materialized going bananas beside a streetlight in Morehead City.
A huge otter was noticed staring down into the water at Allen Slough at the stroke of midnight.
A Tyrannosaurus has often been observed hunting with a shotgun in Hoop Pole Woods at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan jackal is often perceived drinking blood from a jar at N C State Port Authority before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has been said to have been made out on numerous instances at Alligator Creek at midnight heaving
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pieces of wood into the current.
A giant porpoise can frequently be made out in Croatan Game Land after midnight dining on a hotdog.
Little Red Riding Hood may be perceived often staggering from home to home on a dark night on a Morehead City lane.
A female with a bottle-green face has occasionally been witnessed in Beaufort Restoration
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Grounds very late at night smoking a pipe.
A guy with an axe in his head is occasionally observed by Beaufort Inlet Channel reading a newspaper.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions gazing at the waves by the shore at Deer Field Shores in the early morning hours.
A very large lion has frequently been distinguished in Cape Lookout National Seashore near the park headquarters screaming.
Vasco da Gama is often distinguished in Croatan National Forest by the ranger station looking.
An ET from planet Neptune has allegedly been made out on frequent instances going through a closet in the bedroom of a Morehead City home after midnight.
An alien from the cosmos may regularly be perceived taking a rest at a coffee table in a Morehead City flat.
A space alien has from time to time been spotted looking at people in a Morehead City trailer through a keyhole.
A gargantuan rabbit is every now and then distinguished in a secluded neighborhood close to Morehead City.
A centaur has been distinguished on several occasions hovering in the middle of a dark road near Morehead City.
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Ghost Sightings From Morehead City
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Ghost Sightings From Morehead City
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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