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These are some lies we made up about Mocksville.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished in a wild spot close to Mocksville.
The ghost of a young woman dressed as a house keeper appeared waving to cars alongside a gloomy highway near Mocksville. The onlooker became frightened and ran off. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not disturbed.
Socrates was noticed in Davie Youth Park before sunrise hauling a cranium.
An enormous cheetah was spotted before sunrise drifting along on Baxter Creek.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was witnessed at Cooleemee Dam late at night taking pleasure in the view. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the viewers.
The ghost of a copper-miner has often been observed attempting to express something down beside the shore at Burlington Mills Lake. Several of the folks who live in this town say this ghost likes scaring folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Mocksville. No matter what, it
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is unquestionably a chilling spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet before dawn.
An Iguanodon is repeatedly observed swallowing gas from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Mocksville.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a store clerk may regularly be noticed speaking into the night as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A huge
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iguana may be witnessed very often walking a Poodle late at night on a shady Mocksville residential road.
A lady with a moderately translucent body has from time to time been seen yelling names in Hanging Rock State Park near the ranger station.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is every so often noticed peeping through apartment windows in Mocksville after midnight. It's been claimed that this exact ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Mocksville in the past.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a huge white mustache can from time to time be made out going through garbage container on a Mocksville road.
An alien vacationer from outer space has repeatedly been seen on a Mocksville road at night.
One of the three Little Pigs is frequently witnessed gazing at a man sleeping in an armchair in a home in Mocksville.
A space alien from space has been said to have been observed on one or two occasions in a grocery store in the Mocksville area.
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giant coyote can be seen often trying on a jacket in a Mocksville house.
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Ghost Sightings From Mocksville
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Ghost Sightings From Mocksville
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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