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A Pterodactyl is regularly observed going wild next to a deserted highway next to Mc Adenville at night.
An enormous crow is known to have been spotted on a few instances on the peak of Berry Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the sight.
An extremely large porcupine can be spotted often in Davis Park at the stroke of midnight stacking boulders.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet has from time to time been seen staying in an uninhabited dwelling in Mc Adenville.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is once in a while observed standing by a desolate highway near Mc Adenville.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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