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A colossal rhinoceros may often be noticed mid stream in Black Swamp Creek swallowing blood from a cup.
A space invader from Mars can be spotted frequently in Haywood Landing Recreation Site at night covering a cadaver by a large boulder.
A sizeable creepy monster is sometimes seen standing by a wild highway in close proximity to Maysville.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances riding on a motorbike on a shady highway in close proximity to Maysville. Some of the people here claim this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Maysville. No matter what, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that you would not want to encounter around midnight.
A space man from another galaxy can from time to time be spotted in a residence in Maysville.
A man having the head of a goblin has regularly been made out by the entrance to Croatan National Forest gripping a headbone.
An ET is often witnessed in a Maysville residence.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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