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These are some lies we made up about Marston.
An alien traveler from the cosmos was seen burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Indian Camp Park at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from planet Jupiter showed up in a rubber raft on Capples Pond gazing.
The ghost of a guy wearing an armed forces uniform was made out in Beaver Dam Creek trying to touch something. The ghost didn't seem to be concerned by the observers.
A space man from another planet was made out at Boyds Lake Dam on a dark night taking pleasure in the landscape.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been seen on a Marston road late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Marston
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Ghost Sightings From Marston
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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