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These are some lies we made up about Marshall.
An alien has purportedly been seen on a few occasions up on Barnard Knob smoking a pipe.
A giant aardvark was seen in Allman Hollow at midnight reading a pamphlet.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer was observed carrying a human headbone by the water at Marshall Watershed Lake.
A sasquatch showed up screaming by Allman Branch.
A massive ewe was seen at McGee Dam around midnight enjoying the surroundings.
A large scary ogre was seen by Bailey Bend struggling to exclaim something.
A female with a knife in her head has frequently been made out staring at people in a Marshall house through an air vent.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space is repeatedly seen in a deserted place in the vicinity of Marshall.
A gigantic squirrel has been seen on a handful of instances trying to get cars to stop down a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Marshall.
A wandering spirit may frequently be distinguished posting a parcel
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at a Marshall post office.
A space alien from planet Neptune can be made out very often slurping regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Marshall.
The phantom of an airline pilot has from time to time been seen walking a Rottweiler at night on a murky Marshall street. Folks who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost
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is the tormented soul of a long dead Marshall person who lived here.
Napoleon Bonaparte is sometimes witnessed in Blue Ridge Parkway at the ranger station going wild.
An enormous civet may every so often be spotted looking through home windows in Marshall on a dark night.
A huge chipmunk has repeatedly been spotted in Mount Mitchell State Park near the ranger station digging a crack.
The creepy ghost of a Viking is repeatedly spotted watching shows in a Marshall living room late in the night.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire has been said to have been made out on frequent instances on a Marshall avenue late at night. Well, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A glow-in-the-dark human character can repeatedly be observed suspended in the air like a blimp in Marshall.
A huge zebu can be seen repeatedly in a clothing store in the Marshall area.
The Ugly Duckling has now and then been seen scrambling out of a drain hole on a Marshall residential road at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Marshall
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Ghost Sightings From Marshall
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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