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A very large gnu may repeatedly be noticed stacking chunks of concrete by Great Swamp.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman wearing a confederate uniform may be noticed frequently demolishing a shoe beside the water at Bell Point. Local people who have spotted this phantom say this phantom is that of a resident who settled here in Maple long ago. Whichever way, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from another planet has once in a while been spotted hauling a dead body from the ice cold water of Baum Creek late in the night.
The ghost of a chained up guy is from time to time noticed conversing into the night as if someone else was there.
A space invader from Pluto can every now and then be perceived walking a Pit Bull very late at night on a gloomy Maple lane.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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