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These are some lies we made up about Magnolia.
The ghost of a severely mangled huntsman hauling a dead deer has often been witnessed at Nash Johnson Lake Dam very late at night guzzling chlorine.
A space alien from Saturn is frequently distinguished in the middle of Beaverdam Branch smoking a cigar.
A lady with no head has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions pulling a dead body through some bushes in Jerome Park on a dark night.
A giant leopard may repeatedly be noticed watching television in a Magnolia living room in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan dugong can be witnessed frequently browsing through trash container on a Magnolia residential road.
A guy with no head has once in a while been witnessed on a Magnolia residential street on a dark night.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a big mustache and a wooden right leg is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions quite near Cliffs of the Neuse State Park looking.
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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