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These are some lies we made up about Madison.
A very large kid is regularly seen strolling through a home near Madison.
An alien from another solar system has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions looking at the vista at Avalon Dam at midnight.
Cinderella can often be witnessed trying to find a shoe up on the highest spot of Brush Mountain.
The phantom of a gravely scorched woman may be distinguished over and over again hauling a dead body from the ice cold water of Belews Creek late in the night.
An ET has once in a while been seen at a coin operated phone in Madison using the telephone.
The ghost of a train driver is occasionally spotted marching through a Madison neighborhood churchyard. One of the residents determinedly says that this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Madison before the present.
A huge dingo has been said to have been spotted on several occasions discussing into the air along a deserted road right next door to Madison after midnight.
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martian pilot of an alien spacecraft was witnessed hanging out in a vacant home in Madison.
A gargantuan lynx came into sight hauling a headbone in Hanging Rock State Park outside the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy was spotted standing by a wild highway close to Madison.
A colossal eland showed
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up near Booker T Washington National Monument looking.
A giant salamander was witnessed mounted on a scooter on a gloomy road near Madison.
An alien from another solar system has regularly been spotted in a Madison mobile home.
A large frightening monster is repeatedly noticed pacing beside a wild road in the vicinity of Madison.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled hunter hauling a dead moose has allegedly been seen on several occasions showing up in a bathroom mirror.
A colossal springbok can repeatedly be observed taking a rest on a sofa in an apartment close to Madison.
The spirit of a youthful lady with a cord around her neck has from time to time been witnessed at the stroke of midnight running after a passing Ford on a shadowy highway right next door to Madison. In any event, it is indisputably a terrifying spirit that should be shunned.
An extraterrestrial is from time to time seen in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.
A man
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without a head can sometimes be seen cutting grass in the side garden of a building in Madison. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic spirit that is rather not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Madison
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Ghost Sightings From Madison
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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