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These are some lies we made up about Linwood.
An ET from Mars may be witnessed frequently traveling on a pony in the middle of a road near Linwood.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been distinguished in a phone booth in Linwood using the phone.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer is from time to time observed at Buck Ash Pond Dam very late at night taking pleasure in the view.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances burrowing a nook in the center of Beaverdam Creek.
An alien explorer from deep space was distinguished dragging a cadaver across the dirt in Daniel Boone State Park on a dark night.
A gargantuan steer was observed seeking an object down beside the shore at Cobles Reservoir.
An ET from another galaxy appeared wandering through a Linwood area graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Linwood
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Ghost Sightings From Linwood
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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