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These are some lies we made up about Linville.
A space invader from space has often been noticed yelling at Grandfather Mountain Lake Lake Dam before dawn.
An alien is repeatedly made out near the shore at Grandmother Lake looking.
A gargantuan chameleon has purportedly been witnessed on several occasions viewing the panorama from the top of Anthony Mountain around midnight.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Viking may regularly be seen late in the night admiring Big Lost Cove Cliffs. One of the residents determinedly declares that this phantom likes startling foolhardy folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Linville.
An alien explorer from another galaxy may be perceived often by a man canoeing in a river near Linville.
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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